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Thursday, January 9, 2014

What Video Games Would Look Like Without Outsourcing

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Last month, Michael Thomsen, writing for The New Yorker, sketched the rise of a ubiquitous but little-discussed practice in the world of video games: outsourcing.
Video-game makers were beginning to deal with the complexity and cost of their operations by relying on outsourcing—by using both temporary workers in the United States…people in low-wage developing countries.
Game Developer Research found in a 2008 survey that eighty-six per cent of game studios used outsourcing for at least one aspect of development. In 2009, Electronic Arts laid off more than twenty-six hundred employees; the C.E.O., John Riccitiello, said the company had overinvested in internal development and vowed to increase focus on outsourcing. “The high-cost locations have gotten so far out of line that the best we can do is keep a core design team there, and use support in other places like Montreal or South Korea,” he told investors at a 2009 presentation.
Game outsourcing involves delegating to studios in the global east and south a variety of development tasks, from 3D animation to character design. By far the most commonly outsourced job, however, concerns so-called “asset dumps,” the thousands and thousands of static, three-dimensional objects needed to populate a massive three-dimensional world.
These objects are usually mundane — ashtrays, trash cans, debris, the things that say “Made in China” in the real world — but are sometimes quite significant. It can be hard to suss out exactly what in each game comes from an outsourcing studio, and that’s by design; the point of these companies is to do heavy lifting for Western and Japanese developers without calling attention to themselves. But the Indian studio Dhruva, one of the oldest game outsourcing shops, has a public portfolio, and it reveals the nearly elemental degree to which some games are outsourced.
We took three games that Dhruva worked on, and, applying the company’s own descriptions of their contributions to the games, redacted all the visual information that came from India.

Sniper: Ghost Warrior 2 - 2013


From the Dhruva website:
Dhruva worked on environments, props and vehicles, essentially creating entire levels but without putting them together. The work was submitted in the CryEngine. Thanks City for an exciting project!

With outsourcing:

With outsourcing:

Without outsourcing:

Without outsourcing:
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Forza: Horizon - 2012


From the Dhruva website:
Dhruva created vehicles and environements for the game. We have happy to have a chance to yet again work with the folks at T10 and meet PG Games. Check out our work in the portfolio.

With outsourcing:

With outsourcing:

Without outsourcing:

Without outsourcing:
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Kinect Star Wars - 2012


From the Dhruva website:
With Kinect Star Wars, Dhruva embarked on an epic journey of handling over 4000 man days of work for the project including working on full levels, environemnt, architecture, foliage, vehicles and characters. It was a learning experience for us and we could not have done it without the patient help of our friends over at TRI and MGS.

With outsourcing:

With outsourcing:

Without outsourcing

Without outsourcing
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(Also, Dhruva’s language is somewhat unclear. If in fact they produced the environment and the architecture, as well as the character and vehicle models, then you’d be left with, just, um, lasers.)
John Gara/BuzzFeed
These three games — while AAA — may not top sales charts. But that doesn’t mean the heaviest hitters don’t outsource assets. As Thomsen reported, artists in Malaysia contributed work to Bioshock Infinite, and Virtuos, the Chinese giant, worked on The Last of Us. Next time you sit down with that game, consider this passage from a press release, and how your playing experience might have differed without outsourcing (the emphasis is ours):
Virtuos is proud to have created character art, environment art, and props for The Last of Us, including clothing for main characters Joel and Ellie.

The Daily Treat: This Orangutan Is Seriously Stressed About Its New Year's Outfit


Monkey in Germany: Photo
Keep calm and monkeying on
Zuma
With New Year's Eve just a day away, you've probably got your evening ensemble and countdown cupcake ready to go.

Unless you're this orangutan.

And judging by the look on his face, you can tell being unprepared is starting to weigh on him. In addition to what to wear and what to serve, there's also decorating to be done. Plus, and we don't want to rub salt into the wound, but someone's going to need to find time to head to the salon.

Or, if this orangutan should so choose, there's the alternative option of watching the Breaking Bad marathon instead of playing host. Either way sounds like the night will be a barrel of … well, you know … to us.


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Winter Storm Hercules: Squirrel Shivering Photo
Brrr, it's cold out here!
HotSpot /Landov

2014 is here! And with it is Winter Storm Hercules, a severe blizzard blanketing the Midwest and northeast with anywhere from six inches to one foot of snow through Friday.

While that kind of weather is welcomed by kids who wouldn't mind missing an extra day of school, there's one furry critter who's a bit displeased.

This squirrel, spotted shivering in Baltimore, says it all. Even with a built-in fur coat, this little guy is not at all up for another onslaught of flakes. (We imagine he's planning on returning to his home the second this photo shoot is over.)

Frankly, we feel this squirrel's pain, but while there's not much we can do to stop the snow, we can try and help him warm up. Paging all philanthropic pets in the area with winter outwear to spare!


PHOTOS: Your Dogs in Sweaters!


Funny Video: Tiny Kitten Just Wants to Play




Sometimes you just want to be alone, you know? 

Keyboard Cat, Lil Bub to Appear on Puppy Bowl


Keyboard Cat, Lil Bub to Appear on Puppy Bowl 2014
Keyboard Cat appearing on Puppy Bowl X
Courtesy Animal Planet

Adopt Me! Coco Just Wants to Cuddle and Play (In That Order)


Adopt a Dog: Coco in New York
Coco the dog
North Shore Animal League

Home. Some pets never have one to call their own. We'd like to help change that by introducing you to an extraordinary adoptable pet every week. Today, we bring you Coco, a dog with special needs who is in search of an owner who will accept him for who he is.

The staff at New York's North Shore Animal League believe that a previous injury caused incontinence and bowel trouble for Coco, who was rescued from a municipal shelter in October through a collaboration between the Animal League and The Jason Debus Heigl Foundation.

Currently in the care of a loving foster parent, the 6-month-old terrier mix is thriving thanks to a little extra care. He has a fear of deep voices and imposing postures make him uneasy, so he must be slowly introduced to new people. Because of his bowel issues, he wears a doggy diaper – but it doesn't slow him down at all. Despite everything, Coco is a sweet pup, full of love for people and other dogs, like his current roommate Buddy.

"If he had his way, he would spend 23 hours in my lap (or my daughter's) and an hour playing," writes foster parent, Tammy. "He is a very happy guy, and he will make someone a wonderful lap dog and constant companion. The blue fleece he [wears] in his bed reads LOVED. And he surely is."

Funny Video: Snow Mazes Are No Challenge for This Pooch




Rules were meant to be broken, right?

The Daily Treat: We Wish We Were Gisele Bündchen's Dog Right Now


Winter Storm Hercules: Gisele Bundchen's Dog In Front of Fireplace Photo
Gisele Bündchen's dog Lua
Courtesy Gisele Bundchen

Gisele Bündchen
Gisele Bündchen

There are many reasons to be jealous of Gisele Bündchen: her handsome husband, her beautiful family, her luxurious life … the list goes on.

But now, the supermodel has provided us with a reason not to be jealous of her (surprise!), but instead feel envious of her dog.

"Lua has the right idea during this snowy cold day," she wrote on Instagram Friday, sharing a photo of her pooch warming up in front of a roaring fire.

As people (and animals) all over the country contend with freezing temperatures and snowfall as a result of Winter Storm Hercules, Bündchen reminds us of an important truth: celebs, and their pets, really do have it all – warmth.

Twin Polar Bear Cubs Can't Stop Snuggling


Polar Bear Twin Cubs Born at Hellabrunn Zoo in Germany
Twin polar bear cubs at the Hellabrunn Zoo
Courtesy Hellabrun Zoo

Hey, sleepy heads!

Looks like nothing can wake these adorable twin polar bear cubs from their slumber – even when one tries to nestle closer to the other. And, really, who can blame them? Their mama's fur looks pretty darn cozy!

The 3-week-olds were born Dec. 9 at the Hellabrunn Zoo in Munich, Germany, to mom Giovanna, 7, and dad Yogi, 14. Their birth was recorded by cameras installed in the birthing pen and the connecting corridor to the main pen, the first time a panda birth has been filmed in color worldwide.

Though Giovanna is a first-time mom, curator Beatrix Köhler says she's impressed with the way the polar bear has adapted to motherhood. "[She] is caring for her twins very capably as if she were an experienced mother," Köhler said.


To see more of the dozing duo, check out the video below, and here's to many more cozy cub dreams!




The Notebark: Man Recreates Romantic Movies with Dog as Leading Lady


Man recreates The Notebook and other romance movies with his boss' dog
Wrigley and Chris Naka recreating 16 Candles
Courtesy Chris Naka

Dogs aren't just man's best friend, they also make great co-stars.

Movie buff Chris Naka proved this by posting pictures to Reddit of himself and Wrigley the dog recreating memorable moments from famous romantic movies.

Wrigley belongs to Naka's boss. Thankfully, Wrigley's mom gave the okay on this adorably ridiculous – and now viral – project.

The gag was only supposed to be one picture, but there was no stopping these natural actors. Now the photo sessions have become lunchtime entertainment for the entire Chicago office staff, with many submitting suggestions.


The Notebark: Man Recreates Romantic Movies with Dog as Leading Lady| Cute Pets, Dogs, Dirty Dancing, Spider-Man, The Notebook, Home Video Products
Wrigley and Chris Naka recreating Ghost
Courtesy Chris Naka; Paramount / courtesy Everett Collection
So far the duo has covered classics such as 16 Candles, Dirty Dancing, The Notebook and Ghost.


The Notebark: Man Recreates Romantic Movies with Dog as Leading Lady| Cute Pets, Dogs, Dirty Dancing, Spider-Man, The Notebook
Wrigley and Chris Naka recreating The Notebook
Courtesy Chris Naka; New Line Cinema / courtesy Everett / Everett Collection
Most of the shots only took 5 minutes to put together, with The Notebook being the special exception due to the added drying time.


The Notebark: Man Recreates Romantic Movies with Dog as Leading Lady| Cute Pets, Dogs, Dirty Dancing, Spider-Man, The Notebook
Wrigley and Chris Naka recreating Spiderman
Courtesy Chris Naka; Columbia Pictures / Courtesy Everett Collection
We are keeping our paws crossed that this pair continue their special partnership.


The Notebark: Man Recreates Romantic Movies with Dog as Leading Lady| Cute Pets, Dogs, Dirty Dancing, Spider-Man, The Notebook
Wrigley and Chris Naka recreating Dirty Dancing
Courtesy Chris Naka

The Notebark: Man Recreates Romantic Movies with Dog as Leading Lady| Cute Pets, Dogs, Dirty Dancing, Spider-Man, The Notebook
Dirty Dancing
Artisan Entertainment / Courtesy Everett Collection
Perhaps a moment from When Harry Met Sally? Something tells us Wrigley would make a lovely Meg Ryan.


The Notebark: Man Recreates Romantic Movies with Dog as Leading Lady| Cute Pets, Dogs, Dirty Dancing, Spider-Man, The Notebook, DVDs
Wrigley and Chris Naka recreating 16 Candles
Courtesy Chris Naka

The Notebark: Man Recreates Romantic Movies with Dog as Leading Lady| Cute Pets, Dogs, Dirty Dancing, Spider-Man, The Notebook, DVDs
16 Candles
MCA / Courtesy Everett Collection / Everett Collection

Pets Who Achieved Double Digit Weight Loss


Obie the Dachshund, Skinny the Fat Cat and More Pet Weight Loss Stories
Sponge Bob weighed 33 lbs. at the time of his death in 2012
Laurentiu Garofeanu/Barcroft Media /Landov

The start of a New Year often means one familiar resolution: to get in shape. This year, PEOPLE is honoring five individuals who managed to lose half of their weight, but they're not the only ones worthy of some applause – or should we say ap-paws.

Over the past year, these three overweight animals also decided to get back on track (with a little help from their human friends) and shed their excess weight. Much like with their owners, obesity in pets can lead to a variety of health issues and complications, some of which were at fault for for the death of 33-lb. cat Sponge Bob in August 2012. Check out how this trio turned things around:

Obie the dachshund


Thin-spiration 2014: Pets Who Achieved Double Digit Weight Loss| Cats, Dogs, Unusual Pets, Cute Pets, Funny Pets, People. com Franchises
Obie: Before & After
Courtesy Obie Dog Journey
It's been a long road for Obie, but a successful one. At his heaviest, the pooch weighed in at 77 lbs., but since undertaking a Biggest Loser-type fitness challenge in September 2012, Obie has lost more than half of his weight. He showed off his slimmer self in May 2013, having lost 40 lbs., and has since lost another 10.

Skinny the cat


Thin-spiration 2014: Pets Who Achieved Double Digit Weight Loss| Cats, Dogs, Unusual Pets, Cute Pets, Funny Pets, Pet and Animal Stories
Skinny: Before & After
Kim Chapin / AP; East Lake Pet Orphanage, Brittney Barton / AP
In September 2012, Skinny the cat was rescued by a Texas animal shelter weighing nearly 41 lbs. In order to prepare him to be adopted, the shelter put Skinny on a diet and exercise plan that helped him lose 4 lbs. by November, and now, a year later, the effort has paid off. Having been adopted by one of the veterinarians that treated him at the shelter, Dr. Brittney Barton, Skinny has dropped 15 lbs. and "his personality has bloomed," she said. "He's moving better."

Holly the cat


Thin-spiration 2014: Pets Who Achieved Double Digit Weight Loss| Cats, Dogs, Unusual Pets, Cute Pets, Funny Pets, Pet and Animal Stories
Holly
Mayra Ruis / Ruiz McPherson Communications
Compared to her peers, Holly's excess weight doesn't seem as excessive, with the black and white feline weighing 18 lbs., but it was important for her to shed the extra weight nonetheless. To do so, a year ago, Holly began swimming for 30 minutes whenever she visited Virginia's Old Towne Pet Resort. Though neither the facility nor her owner have revealed Holly's exact weight-loss goal, we wanted to share her story as an inspiration to the owners of other not-so-fit felines and dogs. Just like their human counterparts, anyone's pet can drop the pounds with a little willpower.

The Daily Treat: Watch the Taipei Zoo Panda Cub Prep for Her Adorable Debut




It's the moment you've been waiting for: The Taipei Zoo's giant panda cub is on display.

And, you guessed it – she's a looker!

Six-month-old Yuan Zai made her public debut on Monday, just days after she was unveiled to the media at the Taiwan zoo on Saturday. (Watch her get ready with her handlers for the big reveal in the video above.)

The island's first giant panda cub is expected to attract 19,000 visitors daily to the exhibition, reports the BBC.

But good luck catching this little ball of fur in action: She currently sleeps for about 20 hours a day.

Duck Dynasty Family Introduces New Dog


Jep and Jessica Robertson Get New Dog: Photo
Jep and Lily Robertson with their new dog
Courtesy of Jessica Robertson

The fur's still flying for the Duck Dynasty clan – but, this time, literally.

Jep Robertson, the youngest son of the TV show's patriarch Phil Robertson, and his wife Jessica have welcomed a new dog to their family.

"Jep & Lily Lulu playing with our new pup Gizmo," Jessica Robertson Tweeted alongside a photo of her husband and their 11-year-old daughter Lily cooing at the fluffy white pup.

Their new addition comes on the heels of controversy for the family, who are getting back to business after the A&E network temporarily suspended Phil Robertson last month over anti-gay and racist comments.


Besides, the tiny doggy couldn't have come at a better time for the duck-hunting family. On Friday, Jessica shared that they were thinking of a close family member who was undergoing surgery.

"Lifting up our sweet Mia this morning in prayer. She's having major surgery this morning, please keep her & Jase & Missy in your prayers," she Tweeted of the daughter of brother-in-law Jase and his wife Missy.

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The Daily Treat: See Kaley Cuoco's Doggone Cute Groom's Cake


Kaley Cuoco Wedding: Ryan Sweeting's Groom's Cake Features Dogs
Ryan Sweeting's tennis-themed groom's cake featured the couple's three pit bulls
Courtesy Normancook/Instagram

Kaley Cuoco's dogs popped up at her surprise New Year's Eve wedding in the sweetest way possible: on her groom's cake!

The Big Bang Theory star's three pit bulls, Norm, Shirley and Loretta, were featured atop the brightly-colored treat, which was tennis themed in a nod to her husband Ryan Sweeting, a tennis pro.

"In honor of #muttmonday, I give u the grooms cake which consisted of who else?? Norm, Shirley and Loretta!" the newlywed shared on Instagram, revealing the paw-dorable confection created by Santa Monica's Butter End Cakery (They also did the couple's upside-down wedding cake).

The bakery tells PEOPLE that the design for Sweeting's cake came about as an alternative to sculpting the dogs's heads in 3D for the couple's main wedding cake. Cuoco herself had suggested that design to Craig Ferguson in November, but it was nixed by the bakers who deemed bodiless pups a bit too creepy.

Funny Video: What Happens When a Man Invites His Deer Neighbors Over for Breakfast





If you truly love thy neighbors, invite them over for breakfast. Even if they are deer.

They probably won't bring over a bottle of champagne for mimosas or bake up a quiche just to be polite. And you know they're going to make a total mess of your living room. But they're just so cute!

In a move that could bring tears to Snow White's eyes, Divide, Colo., resident Matthew Lee Chegwidden took a chance and fed the deer herd near his home.

Based on the animals' reactions in the YouTube video (watch above), this is no dine-and-dash operation – they seem to be regulars.

And since he frequently shows off his deer friends on his Facebook page, we're going to assume he knows what he's doing in the kitchen.

PHOTO: Pope Francis Grins Big While a Lamb Rests on His Shoulders


Pope Francis Photo with Lamb at Nativity Scene in Rome
Pope Francis with a lamb outside Rome
Osservatore Romano/AP

Is it time to start calling him His Happiness?

During his visit to St. Alfonso Maria de' Liguori parish church just outside Rome on Monday, Pope Francis found himself up close and personal with an "actor" from the church's living nativity scene – a lamb! The young animal was carefully placed around the Pope's shoulders, eliciting a massive grin from the religious leader. The lamb is an important part of Biblical imagery, with Jesus sometimes referred to as the "Lamb of God."

Pope Francis was in attendance to celebrate Epiphany, but he also managed to kick off 2014 in a rather big way. Considering the past year he had, during which he was named Time's Person of the Year, we're sure it will be difficult for him to beat his 2013 achievements – but a cute photo with a lamb is a nice way to start.

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We hope Hannah Fur-vath finds her happy ending.

 

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